My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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