so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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