Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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