Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Your penis caused this!
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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