Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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