Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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