Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
she pinky promised me she was 18
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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