No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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