it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
she smelled like a LAN party
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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