Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Randomize
