Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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