i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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