I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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