I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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