you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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