You surviving the open bar?
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I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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