So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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