Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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