CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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