I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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