She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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