so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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