he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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