sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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