I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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