Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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