I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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