Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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