DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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