Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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