i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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