You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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