This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Dear god my vagina.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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