I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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