So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
