is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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