he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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