god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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