There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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