Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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