just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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