HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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