Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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