are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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