Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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