i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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