i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Dicks are not precious.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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