I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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