WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I understand Curling. That high.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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