Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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