im holly from the hills drunk
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
You don't make any sense
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